If Wolfe were to go on a hunger strike, what would we have? Zero Nero.
What would you call the legman when he’s been stiffed? Starchy Archie.
When called by a Panzer, don’t anzer. (apologies to Ogden Nash)
One of the adjuncts on the job: Durkin lurkin’
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